WANTED: Volunteer Mind Reader – Must be able to read my thought and translate them from scatter-brained to semi-sane, format, and post to my blog. Although this position does not pay well…err…pay at all…I will be very grateful and will totally less than three you.Additional duties may include, but are not limited to, maintaining my MySpace, Facebook, CityBity, Twitter, and Jaiku. Filtering thru my Google Reader, highlighting posts from my top 10 fav feeds and providing me a daily summary of all feeds that I may have been interested in reading had I only had the time/attention span.
Please apply within.










Monday, May 21st, 2007, 5:27 pm | 



May 21, 2007 at 5:38 pm
“All I’m picking up is static, Captain” – Lt. Uhura.
May 21, 2007 at 6:21 pm
I personally can’t wait to be totally less than threed. Whatever that is.
May 21, 2007 at 6:30 pm
May 21, 2007 at 6:33 pm
I will apply within if you can pay me in spa services (and if you somehow get your butt to Vegas in September).
May 21, 2007 at 6:38 pm
I got threed in Vegas once.
If you thought I looked bad afterwards, you should have seen the hooker and the sheep.
May 21, 2007 at 6:41 pm
You think you looked bad? I was the one in the sheep costume.
May 21, 2007 at 6:46 pm
As much as I am happy to see you are all here having fun…at my expense no less…there are 3 blog posts sitting in my cerebral vortex (?…ehh sounds good enough) that are never gonna see the pink of my font on these pages…hmmfff.
May 21, 2007 at 6:52 pm
Using my power of intuition, I believe the three blog posts cover the following topics.
1. There are lots of great things happening on the Coke Virtual Thirst project for which I am one of the celebrity hosts. Check out live music with DeSoto, Rutabaga & Ebel, Monday and Friday, but particularly my own exceedingly divalicious mashup set, happening this Wednedsay at 5pm SLT.
2. Dont forget my Tweet Up, happening THIS Friday in NYC. Check my Twitter feed for the details – twitter.com/thediva
3. Gideon Television, Superstar is the best SL lover I ever had, the sheep costume notwithstanding.
May 21, 2007 at 6:56 pm
Gideon – You’re HIRED! I just realized I have one more posting, based on a card that my good ole pal Kat sent me. Not sure how to interpret it just yet, be on the look out for the brain waves.
Oh and
May 21, 2007 at 6:57 pm
aww…just now noticed my less than threes got eaten
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May 21, 2007 at 9:38 pm
Did you get my postcard? That was compliments of yesbutnobutyes.
May 21, 2007 at 9:48 pm
I got your postcard, but I didn’t “Get IT”
May 23, 2007 at 12:30 am
Poor Diva, not getting “it”?